Beach Loafer

Having acquired essential provisions, viz. a bottle of Tanqueray - I am well embedded in the resort and I can assure readers that I have had a sufficient amount of the Devil's Brew already: Three measures of gin - 25ml - at base and another at dinner for even better measure.

Methinks I shall spend yet more time on the beach tomorrow. Forgot to inquire: What's the weather like in Old Blighty?