I've had this confounded verruca on my big toe for several years and simply cannot get rid of it.
I have endeavoured to compel it to depart from the noble toe by means of such remedies as two kinds of proprietary freeze-drying canisters; a liquid gel; garlic; banana skin; and even vinegar. All to no avail.
Consequently, I called impulsively this morning and my physician is going to send me for a decentish blast of the old liquid nitrogen.
If that doesn't do the business, nothing shall.
I have endeavoured to compel it to depart from the noble toe by means of such remedies as two kinds of proprietary freeze-drying canisters; a liquid gel; garlic; banana skin; and even vinegar. All to no avail.
Consequently, I called impulsively this morning and my physician is going to send me for a decentish blast of the old liquid nitrogen.
If that doesn't do the business, nothing shall.
blast blast blast o thou freezing nitrogen thou art not half so cold as toes with knobs on. begone,ferruca, begone!
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ReplyDeleteMy Grandmother's remedy for warts worked for me: cut a local potato in half and rub one half on the offending wart for 2 or 3 minutes then bury that half in the garden. Try it, if all else fails!
ReplyDeleteloved the term 'decentish blast' refering to your varruca
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