Top Ten Lada Jokes

What's the difference between a Lada and a golf ball?
You can drive a golf ball 200 yards

What do you call a convertible Lada?
A skip

What do you call a convertible Lada with twin exhausts?
A wheelbarrow

A man goes into a car accessory shop and says to the assistant, 'Can I have a hub cap for my Lada?'
The assistant thinks to himself for a moment and then replies, 'OK, it seems like a fair swap'

What do you call a Lada driver who says he has a speeding ticket?
A liar

A man buys a Lada but after only one day of ownership returns it to the garage.
'It's no good mate, the car's no good for me,' says the man to the car dealer.
'Why not?' asks the car dealer.
'Do you see that steep hill over there?' says the man, pointing. 'Well it will only get up to 75 up there'.
'That's not bad really sir, especially for a Lada. I can't see a problem with that'.
'Trouble is,' said the man, 'I live at 95'

How do two Lada drivers recognise each other?
It's easy... They already met at the garage this morning

What do you call a Lada at the top of a hill?
A miracle

What do you call several Ladas at the top of a hill?
A scrapheap

What do you call 100 Ladas at the top of a hill?
A car factory