Showing posts with label Humour. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humour. Show all posts
Thursday, 27 November 2025

Gussie's Predicament

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FROM STIFF UPPER LIP, JEEVES , BY SIR P G WODEHOUSE KBE BERTIE: " But what's happened? " I faltered, if faltered's ...
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Friday, 8 January 2021

Sir Les!

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This morning I fondly remember my old chum and associate Sir Leslie Colin Patterson. I'd been recommended a dental supplier by the ...
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Sunday, 31 March 2019

Ode to Belmont

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The old school pal, NCS, alias the Bard of Schomberg, has composed an ode specially dedicated to self:- ODE TO BELMONT I was ...
Tuesday, 16 January 2018

Thomas Tunnock Ltd

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THE FOLLOWING WARRANT IS HEREBY ISSUED: By Appointment to the Rt Hon the Earl of Belmont,  Purveyors of Tea Cakes, Thomas Tunnock ...
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Thursday, 10 November 2016

The Ancient DJ

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Think I'm alluding to Jimmy Savile? Or the oldest swinger in town? Try again. Timothy Belmont alludes to the venerable old dinne...
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Friday, 29 April 2016

The Laconic Parrot

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Pele During my vacation on the Canarian island of Fuerteventura I often walked past a block of offices, en route to the beach. I reg...
Saturday, 23 April 2016

The Beach Vendor

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On one occasion during this holiday I spotted a beach vendor near Torino's Bar at El Cotillo, Fuerteventura. She was carrying a notice w...
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Monday, 27 July 2015

The Royal Train

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The Queen's Bedroom The Royal Train   is used regularly throughout England, Scotland and Wales to carry senior members of our ...
Wednesday, 28 May 2014

Lindt Excellence 70%

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BY APPOINTMENT TO THE RT HON THE EARL OF BELMONT, LINDT & SPRÜNGLI AG, SUPPLIERS OF CHOCOLATE PRODUCTS I always used to shun dar...
Thursday, 8 May 2014

Scotch Fillet

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Belmont has done it again. The mighty gnashers have worked wonders. Mind you, the exquisite fillet of beef did not require my robust teeth. ...
Friday, 2 May 2014

Decanal Confusion

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A few months ago I received a message, sent to my "official" email address, from a Church of Ireland dean. The Dean addressed me...
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Thursday, 10 April 2014

Gorgeous Tits

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Great news! I have a pair of lovely little blue tits, actively swooping in and out of the North Nest Box, creating a new nest. I had a fam...
Wednesday, 9 April 2014

Haddock en Croute

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On the menu tonight: Smoked haddock en croute , with a medley of vegetables; annihilated in the customary Belmont fashion. The trusty...
Thursday, 13 March 2014

Parisian Delectation

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The trusty two-wheeler got an airing today. The snail was on the thorn; the lark on the wing. I cycled into town, my first port of call ...
Saturday, 15 February 2014

One Match Belmont

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Belmont is battening down all requisite hatches this evening; and, moreover, might even indulge in oriental cuisine. Belmont GHQ is s...
Wednesday, 29 January 2014

Mince & Onion Pie

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The Initial Prototype Proprietary Belmont Minced Steak & Onion Pie. Blast! There was insufficient pastry to cover the top; hence the...
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Sunday, 26 January 2014

Old Lady & Air Bag

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This is hilarious:-
Sunday, 19 January 2014

Bangers & Mash

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The trusty gnashers were sufficiently exercised this evening for Dangerfield's delightful venison sausages. To this, I add onion m...
Sunday, 12 January 2014

Belmont Burger

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The 100% British beef Hawaiian burger, made with pure Ulster beef, for the Earl of Belmont, by his master chef of the gastronomic taste-b...
Friday, 3 January 2014

Whyte & Mackay

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Amongst other sundry items, a bottle of Whyte & Mackay scotch whisky was procured at the supermarket for Belmont GHQ this morning. ...