You're Havin' a Laugh!

Do spare a thought for Stan Still, please: "When I was in the RAF my commanding officer used to shout, 'Stan Still, get a move on' and roll about laughing," he said. Those words are from a retired airman called Stan Still, 76, from Cirencester, Gloucestershire, who claims that his name had been "a blooming millstone around my neck my entire life".

He is a mere one of many "unfortunates" on a list in this article.

Mr Still has good company: Joining him on the list are Terry Bull, Paige Turner, Mary Christmas and Anna Sasin. Or how about Hazel Nutt? Tim Burr?

Stupendous!