BERTIE: "But what's happened?" I faltered, if faltered's the word.
JEEVES: "I regret to inform you, sir, that Miss Bassett has insisted on Mr Fink-Nottle [Gussie] adopting a vegetarian diet. His mood is understandably disgruntled and rebellious."
I tottered. In my darkest hour I had never anticipated anything as bad as this.
You wouldn't think it to look at him, because he's small and shrimplike and never puts on weight, but Gussie loves food.
Watching him tucking into his rations at the Drones [Club], a tapeworm would raise its hat respectfully, knowing that it was in the presence of a master.
Cut him off, therefore, from the roasts and boileds and particularly from cold steak and kidney pie, a dish of which he is inordinately fond, and you turned him into something fit for treasons, strategems and spoils, as the fellow said.