Fancy A Lunar Chop Suey?

I'll tell one thing about 'em: there aren't many places in the world where you cannot find a Chinese takeaway. Just about every town, at any rate.

Now they want to ensure that their dedicated takeaway junkies, his lordship included, have a home-from-home on the moon. Yes indeed, folks, they're already preparing for 2020 when they should have a fully-functioning Chinese lunar takeaway. Clearly they wish to ensure that they have their "carry-out" facility up and running prior to the American arrival.

One can only hope that they send someone like Miss Ching-He Huang to cater for my needs.

Next stop, Mars...