Thursday, 8 March 2012

Despicable Road Humps

The Earldom is being overrun with so-called road humps or ramps. What a confounded nuisance, especially for those of us who drive within the legal limit on urban roads.

The Bureaucrats have deemed it appropriate that our roads be made even worse with these monstrosities, courtesy of gypsies on behalf of the roads disservice.

Who wants them?

Certain politicians and bureaucrats wilfully ruin urban roads with these uneven surfaces (their condition is poor enough, anyway).

Lord Belmont will be amongst the first in the queue at Castle Place to horse-whip the culprits. Let us line them up and treat them to six of the best, each.

Does the European Union have any say in this matter?

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