His Lordship's Raspberry Diet

Remember the Phantom Raspberry Blower Of Old London Town? Perhaps not. Well, in the Belmont household, Monday is baked beans - nursery food - Day. It has just struck me that, today, we ate brown, multi-seeded bread for breakfast; apple, Satsuma and banana for lunch; and baked beans on bran-meal toast this evening.

The baked beans are prosaic enough; except that the juice is poured off and English mustard, Worcester sauce, brown sugar, ketchup, cream and honey are substituted instead.

We can compete with Sir Richard Branson any time; blasting into the ether...