The Loaded Footballer

Every time I've switched on the television set recently one name has inevitably cropped up: Dwayne Rooney (if I have the name correct).

For the benefit of overseas readers, Dwayne kicks a football around a pitch for Manchester United Football Club.

Undoubtedly Dwayne, like many of his peers, has his principal prowess and talent around the vicinity of his feet at the expense of other organs the good Lord has blessed him with.

There must be many, including self, with the utmost respect, who are inestimably uninterested in Dwayne and his career. Might one suggest that he removes himself indefinitely about ten thousand miles from these shores?

Pop Ferguson, at any rate, seems glad that Dwayne remains at his football club.