Pop Prescott

I read that the Rt Hon John Precott, MP, shan't be sitting by idly at the forthcoming General Election. Instead of saving his own seat, the man threatens us that he shall be canvassing actively against the Conservatives.

Eh? Pop Prescott has to be one of the finest recruiting sergeants for the Conservative Party still in existence. Each time the cove opens his mouth, expect the socialists to lose a hundred votes: and it opens countlessly; you had better believe it.


I can envisage David Cameron and his colleagues chuckling at the prospect already.

Is Prescott even standing at the next election? Blighters of his stature usually get offered a life peerage, at any rate.